Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Yes...My dear dear dogs
I did lock you out of the kitchen with the baby gate. You are a Border Collie with OCD.... then again I think they ALL have OCD. Leave the vacuum alone I am guiding it it does NOT need herding. Nor do you need to herd the broom while I am using it. Spreading out what I JUST swept up. An the mop my goodness I do not need paw prints in the floor I am mopping!! I have limited time here while the baby is asleep I need to get this done. You can pout out there in the front room until the floor is dry.
Now you, yeah you the German Shepherd. I appreciate the fact you protect me from EVERYTHING. However if you do not stop barking everytime there is a doorbell on TV you and I will have an issue. Glad you are learning "NO BARK!". Again I have limited time to get these things done while the baby is sleeping. You waking him up with the bark that rattles the windows is not a good thing. So you too can pout in the front room until the floors are dry. But I made sure I closed the blinds in case a cat is out there. We all know you dislike cats with a passion and must show them you are macho by barking at them.
Now you, yeah you the German Shepherd. I appreciate the fact you protect me from EVERYTHING. However if you do not stop barking everytime there is a doorbell on TV you and I will have an issue. Glad you are learning "NO BARK!". Again I have limited time to get these things done while the baby is sleeping. You waking him up with the bark that rattles the windows is not a good thing. So you too can pout in the front room until the floors are dry. But I made sure I closed the blinds in case a cat is out there. We all know you dislike cats with a passion and must show them you are macho by barking at them.
