Sunday, February 25, 2007

 

PayPerPost

Those words. They strike fear in the hearts of mortal man, of maybe just the mortal advertiser? Hmm I don't think we will ever know. Or maybe I do know and I am just not telling ;P.
Well it turns out I do have the secret scoop. I know how can a stay at home mom in the Pacific Northwest have the inside scoop on a national company. Well the truth is, I have my ways. Moms know all. Did your childhood teach you nothing??
Were is the thing the big announcement.... Well it all comes down to one thing. WMD's. That is right folks weapons of mass desctruction. The reason we have not found any in Iraq... PayPerPost has them in a secret cache. The location, well I know but I cannot divulge that information for fear of the hit PPP squad showing at my door to silence me. I can tell you though that in order to hide the fact that they have had the WMD's for so long they have spread lots of misinformation. Leading the United States into a wild goose chase for something that is on our own soil. Oh wait I have said too much. Just wait for the announcement then we will ALL know
Call me a conspiracy theorist, call me a mad woman or simply call me a postie making a post to make money blogging. Call me what you must



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