Friday, March 02, 2007

 

Letter to my older children

From a mother who is very close to her limit
-do NOT lie about doing your chores(I will find out)
-do not take short cuts (it takes longer to come up with the short cut than to DO the chore)
-I am NOT your maid (clean up after yourselves)
-If you use it put it away (Do not complain to me if you do not have your favorite juice because YOU left it out and it went bad)
-The floor is NOT a proper place for trash (look the trash can is RIGHT there!)
-If it is trash the table is also not the place (see above)
-Put AWAY your laundry (I take if from the baskets in your rooms, wash, dry and fold your clothing. I even put it IN your room YOU PUT IT AWAY No the floor is NOT away)
-Clean your rooms (after all I am not the one making the mess in there)
-Do not leave YOUR mess in MY room (My room is my sanctuary leave your crap out of it)
-You have your own bathroom because your aim is TERRIBLE (do me a favor though clean up your mess or at least lift the seat I do not like having to put on hazmat gear to clean that room)

Thank you children. If you are able to complete the above requests you may see the light of day before your next birthday.


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