Saturday, April 07, 2007
Son you are lucky
that you are two states way right now. I love you very much and you are my son and you know I would fight for you until the end of time. BUT when our neighbor comes over to chat and asks when he is going to get back the $20 you "borrowed" with my permission of course (NOT) I want to string you up by your toenails.
Why in the world would you need money?
You have breakfasts and home, breakfast at school (yes I know I am not stupid), Lunch paid for at school plus whatever you take from home. You have new clothes, books, we are fun central here ....video games, trampoline, playground, foosball table....yeah you my dear want for nothing. I do however make you EARN any extra money you want to spend on whatever. Apparently that is too much to ask?? It is easier to lie to the neighbors and get their money hoping I won't find out. But you have to know somewhere in your head that I will and always do find out.
Ahhh ok much better.
Why in the world would you need money?
You have breakfasts and home, breakfast at school (yes I know I am not stupid), Lunch paid for at school plus whatever you take from home. You have new clothes, books, we are fun central here ....video games, trampoline, playground, foosball table....yeah you my dear want for nothing. I do however make you EARN any extra money you want to spend on whatever. Apparently that is too much to ask?? It is easier to lie to the neighbors and get their money hoping I won't find out. But you have to know somewhere in your head that I will and always do find out.
Ahhh ok much better.
